May 2013
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
svviffer:
do you ever just regret 40% of your life
March 2013
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
Too often, the only escape is sleep.
– Charles Bukowski (via wanduring)
tara-ka-sha:
Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”
pr0fessah:
YOU GUYS
DO NOT KNOW
HOW MUCH I AM CRYING RN